shatteredhorns:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

scootabooty:

Tom Hanks masturbates

Tom Wanks

Tom Hank punishes his kids

Tom Spanks

Tom Hanks says grace at dinner

Tom Thanks

Tom Hanks needs to deposit money

Tom Banks

Tom Hanks plays Tug-o-War

Tom Yanks

Tom Hanks can’t remember

Tom Blanks

Tom Hanks stabs a bloke

Tom Shanks

Tom Hanks takes a boat ride

Tom Cruise

murkurlur:

augustuswtrs:

artistic-therapist:

augustuswtrs:

people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’

you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’

vadidgeridoos

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

lonelywhiteasian:

no really i’m funny i swear please stay

defend-squidgy:

*hardcore whispers the screaming parts*

youmeatsixual:

one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent 

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:

shavingryansprivates:

striderstesticle:

shavingryansprivates:

crying is manly as shit

crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.

told u